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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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