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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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