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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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