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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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