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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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