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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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