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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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