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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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