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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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