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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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