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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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