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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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