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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Toby eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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