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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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