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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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