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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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