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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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