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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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