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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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