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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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