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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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