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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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