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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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