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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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