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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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