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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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