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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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