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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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