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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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