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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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