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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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