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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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