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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃
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