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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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