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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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