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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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