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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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