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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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