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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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