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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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