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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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