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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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