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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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