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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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