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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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