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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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