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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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