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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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