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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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