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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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