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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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