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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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