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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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