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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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