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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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