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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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