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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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