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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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